"I smell a rat"
The shop steward said
To all the gathered souls
Faces like holes
Dented Ricky's fender
Didn't leave a note
They tricked him
Into a spotlight
Resolute for the destitute
To make a determination
Draw out the pretender
Like that time some scofflaw
Dented Ricky's fender
Didn't leave a note
They tricked him
Into a spotlight
"The same surely applies"
Said the shop steward Dave
"To this labor mole of ours"
Labor mole
Burrowing under the union