Hit me once
Hit me twice
Just don't leave me
Paralysed
I don't know
What you're gonna do
When the beer starts flowing and the hands start throwing
The attention turns to you
Jack the lad you're gonna be so glad
When somebody starts a fight
Your mates will have to step in or else you'll never win
You'll disagree 'cus you're always right
You throw a punch or two, look at the state of you
I'm not sure who you think that you are
Jack the lad I think it's really sad
That you've let your problems come this far
What's it gonna be?
Will you stop and listen to me?
If we argue all night like a little child
We'll have to agree to disagree
I know you just can't help
But get involved
Like a moth to the light when you wanna start a fight
You're completely out of control
Jack the lad why don't you help yourself?
I know it's easier said than done
When you drink I know you're taken to another place
And it was never gonna be just one
But do yourself a favour and just shut your mouth
It's not like you haven't been warned before
When you'd had too many drinks and you wouldn't stop
And then you smashed your head on the floor
I thought that bruise would've knocked some sense into you
And made you a little bit more aware
But clearly not, you're still the same
Jack the lad you just don't care