Well I got two girls, and they both are always on my mind
So I can't decide, won't you help me find mine?
And I got two jobs, one of them's a drag and the other is the law
So I don't care at all, it sucks
When two is too much
Well I'm seeing double vision now
And everything's a blur
When you have to make decisions loud
Twice the high is twice the hurt
Well I got two judges' at least that's what other people say
But I don't think that way, 'cause they're loosely based
And I got two faces, I can't tell which one you'll see
So why don't you tell me? It sucks
When two is too much
Well I'm seeing double vision now
And everything's a blur
When you have to make decisions loud
Twice the high is twice the hurt