Red Grammer - Guacamole Lyrics

Avocados grow on a tree
They fall to the ground when they're ready to eat
Push on the skin, if it gives a bit
It's time to make a dish that really gives me the fits

Guacamole, Guacamole,
Mash up avocados till they're squishy and smooth
Add salt, a little lime or lemon juice, whoo hoo

Take that avocado, cut it in two
When you get rid of the pit what's left staring at you
Is rich and creamy, that's the stuff
It's okay to have a taste but make sure you leave enough for

Guacamole, Guacamole,
Mash up avocados till they're squishy and smooth
Add salt, a little lime or lemon juice, whoo hoo

Guaco, guaco, guaco, guaco,
Guaco, guaco, guaco, guaco Mole! Mole!
Guaco, guaco, guaco, guaco,
Guaco, guaco, guacomole Ole! Ole!

It's ugly green and mushy goo
What's that? You say guacamole isn't for you?
Let me do you a favor
I've got the cure
I can help you out
Just give me your

Guacamole, Guacamole,
Mash up avocados till they're squishy and smooth
Add salt, a little lime or lemon juice, whoo hoo

When it comes to guacamole, there's never a doubt
No matter how much you make, you're always gonna run out
It doesn't seem right to simply call it a dip
Why it's the reason they invented the tortilla chip!!

Guacamole, Guacamole,
Mash up avocados till they're squishy and smooth
Add salt, a little lime or lemon juice, whoo hoo

Guaco, guaco, guaco, guaco,
Guaco, guaco, guaco, guaco Mole! Mole!
Guaco, guaco, guaco, guaco,
Guaco, guaco, guacomole Ole! Ole!
Guacamole!