Watching Spider-Man come into the pub, Barbie Doll is definitely in the club
I can't believe it's happening. They look like girls and boys
But are they really real or are they just toys, toys, toys, are they just toys
Muscles really sticking out of his skin
Tattoos on his arms and studs on his chin
Chewing on a cigarette, he doesn't raise his voice
But is he really cool or one of the toys, toys, toys, one of the toys
Here comes the band, so give them a hand, they're marching while they play
Banging those strings and plucking those things - hurray, hurray, hurray
Here comes the band, so give them a hand, they'll try to play your choice
Flashing their bling, they wanna be Kings - they're toys
Watching Superman with Moxie Teenz
Sticky, gelled-up hair and holes in his jeans
A Gaga girl is smiling and winking at the boys
But are they really real or are they just toys, toys, toys, are they just toys
Are we toys? Are we toys? Are we simply brainwashed by bureaucratic ploys
Are we really real or are we just toys, toys, toys? Are we just toys
Here comes the band, so give them a hand, they're marching while they play
Banging those strings and plucking those things - hurray, hurray, hurray
Here comes the band, so give them a hand, they'll try to play your choice
Flashing their bling, they wanna be Kings - they're toys
Are we toys? Are we toys? Are we simply brainwashed by bureaucratic ploys
Are we really real or are we just toys, toys, toys? Are we just toys
Are we toys? Are we toys? Are we simply brainwashed by bureaucratic ploys
Are we really real or are we just toys, toys, toys? Are we just toys
(Are we toys?) Here comes the band, so give them a hand, they're marching while they play
(Are we toys?) Banging those strings and plucking those things - hurray, hurray, hurray
(Are we toys?) Here comes the band, so give them a hand, they'll try to play your choice
(Are we toys?) Flashing their bling, they wanna be Kings - they're toys
Look at Rockin' Noddy ever so small
As he nods his head it bangs on the wall
I can't believe it's happening, he's making such a noise
But is he really real or one of the toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys toys, toys, toys toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys, toys