Redemption of the Martian Warrior - Cosmic Battle of the Beans Lyrics

Ack Ack, The Martian warrior
With a heart made of fire, a soul to inspire
Battling the gray aliens, strength never tires
Fighting for the Earth, awakening desires

Coffee addicted, those Gray Aliens roam
Invasion of the planet, they call it home
But Ack Ack, won't let them devour our source
He's ready to fight, unbreakable force

The war rages on, coffee shops under siege
Gray aliens sipping, addicted to their need
But Ack Ack's got a plan
He's got a role, to save mankind's coffee
Regain control, Regain control

Ack Ack's got a plan
He's got a role, to save mankind's coffee, Regain control

Ack Ack, The Martian warrior
With a heart made of fire, a soul to inspire
Battling the gray aliens, strength never tires
Fighting for the Earth, awakening desires
Coffee addicted, those Gray Aliens roam, aliens roam
Invasion of the planet, they call it home
But Ack Ack, won't let them devour our source, Ack

Ack Ack, with his laser blaster in hand
He'll tranq 'em down, make a final sacrifice
Grays are drowsy, tranquilizers take a toll
But Ack Ack won't back down,
He'll claim their cosmic soul

Coffee-addicted aliens, what a sight
He'll fight 'em off, even in the darkest night
Their cosmic brew, the source of their power
But with his tranq blaster, he'll make them cower

The hero, in the zone
Blasting lasers, all alone
Coffee addicted aliens, they stand no chance
Tranq laser blaster, breaking their stance
Creamin' the alien scum, one by one
Gray aliens retreat, the battle's done
Ack Ack, he's the savior we needed
With his skills, the victory's seeded

The humans cheer, thanks a Latte
For caramel, for espresso, hooray
The beans are victorious, all hail caffeine
Brewed to perfection, the ultimate ultimate cosmic dream!

Brewed to perfection, the ultimate cosmic dream