[ Featuring the Fighters ]
I'm the king of the land, and I ride my steed
Mess with me, and you're gonna bleed
Beloved by ladies; the respect of men
My foes dare not cross my path again
And when I ride into town with my head held high
The sheriff knows it'll be ok; the people breathe a sigh
Who slew the dragon, the ancient lich
The horde of ogres, and the cunning witch
Drove the shadow of evil from the land
We live and flourish by my hand
And when I ride into town with my head held high
The sheriff knows it'll be ok; the people breathe a sigh
But when I turn off the computer and turn out the light
I'm drinking my Red Bull alone again tonight
Who beat the nazis single-handedly
Slew the evil from the deep dark sea
Won a dozen shootouts against Coyote Jack
Led the human-alien counterattack
And when I ride into town with my head held high
The sheriff knows it'll be ok; the people breathe a sigh
But when I turn off the computer and turn out the light
I'm drinking my Red Bull alone again tonight
And I haven't seen the sunlight in a couple months at least
And no one's hear to tell me I smell of Cheetos and grease
I've missed it, so twisted
This sense of power has awakened in me
I fell I could take on the world of day like this
And in the end I'll get the girl
But when I turn off the computer and turn out the light
I'm drinking my Red Bull alone again tonight
And I haven't seen the sunlight in a couple months at least
And no one's hear to tell me I smell of Cheetos and grease
