[ Featuring the Fighters ]
The Silmarils and Palantirs are different things
In that the latter is useful
They have magic powers
The former are just shiny rocks, inspiring lusts
And ill-advised oaths and some wars that
Last hours and hours
History is boring
History's no fun
It just leaves me snoring
Until it is done
History is boring
A total snooze
'Til I don't even care if
The good guys win or lose
They told us that the Valar made the elven race
Special friends to battle Morgoth
And prove him wrong
And dwarves are just another glitch, a sour note,
Inspired by hubris, impatience
To spoil the song
History is boring
History's no fun
It just leaves me snoring
Until it is done
History is boring
A total snooze
'Til I don't even care if
The good guys win or lose
Elves are worse than dwarves
Dwarves came first, and elves are racist
I don't know if you noticed this the first time through
But every time they fight, it's 'cause elves are racist
History is boring
History's no fun
It just leaves me snoring
Until it is done
History is boring
A total snooze
'Til I don't even care if
The good guys win or lose
