Remember Monday - Laugh About It Lyrics

We didn't end on good terms,
But I don't wanna watch your world burn.
I wouldn't use a word as strong as hate,
But I hope they cancel trains when you're running late

I could've lost all control,
But I just hope that all your teas go cold,
Shrink your jeans so they're too tight
And get stuck at every red light.

I don't want you again,
I just wanna drive you insane.
My back hit your knife,
But I'll only low key ruin your life.
I know you're not that bad a guy,
I still hope you're haunted by
The most inconvenient shit...
So I can laugh about it.
So I can laugh about it.

I'd sleep a little a better at night
If I knew you weren't doin' alright.
You think I'm sounding too petty?
Should've thought about that before you left me.

My heart is empty like a bottle of gin,
And the space in the bed that you used to be in,
So it only makes sense that I want your life to be...
Just a little unhappy.

I don't want you again,
I just wanna drive you insane.
My back hit your knife,
But I'll only low key ruin your life.
I know you're not that bad a guy,
I still hope you're haunted by
The most inconvenient shit...
So I can laugh about it.
So I can laugh about it.

I hope your pen runs out of ink,
And you drain your battery,
Theres a really loud noise,
Every time you try to sleep,

Your credit card declines,
You get stuck in long lines,
And somebody hits your car
(but you come out alright),

You're intolerant to gluten,
Your clothes are always stupid,
Your netflix always buffers,
You can never get an uber,

Your hair is falling out
And you get a paper cut,
You bring a ten to bed
But you just can't get it up!
(Is that too much?)

I don't want you again,
I just wanna drive you insane.
My back hit your knife,
But I'll only low key ruin your life.
I know you're not that bad a guy,
I still hope you're haunted by
The most inconvenient shit...
So I can laugh about it.
So I can laugh about it.
So I can laugh about it.