Empty cups and bottles
Blunts of marijuana, and plenty stuff that follows
Like, used condoms by tomorrow
I left her condo, six in the morning out the side door
All because I'm too drunk, too drunk
Tryin' mix some juice up in this Goose 'cuz
Its too strong
See the truth is girl, I'm telling you I'm buzzed
But later on I don't know how this woody's getting up but
Live in the moment f*ck the future
Let the past play ketchup
And pass the beverage
Lets make this last forever
And put them demons In the blunt just let them ashes catch 'em
She said, " We're passed that level, and I've mastered several "
Them Henny nights came in abundance
Now it's " Pass the Cuervo "
Too many times I saw it coming and still passed the threshold
I view Jameson and ginger ale as power couples
I look at Jack and Captain Morgan like " I'm glad I met you "
So, come on and toast, till we're comatose
The drink is strong and the dope is potent
Forget the notion 'bout living for what's important
And just try not to drown while we swim in this liquor ocean
Cuz I had a couple double-shots, of the Johnny
Now he the only nigga walkin', cuz I'm bodied
Won't you say I'm too drunk, too drunk
Won't you say I'm too drunk, too drunk
And dog I'm just feeling' nice off the Bacardi
You could say I was the life of the party
Won't you say I'm too drunk, too drunk
Won't you say I'm too drunk, too drunk
Undergrads always wasted
Like they have no class
You should see their body language
In the aftermath
The full effect isn't half as bad
The most that happens is
You're tripping down the hall
Without the acid tabs
I had to smash
Glad I bought some extra rubbers
Mattress pad a mess
She must've drenched it
Through the covers
Instant slumber
Dick and Remy in her stomach
In conjunction
With Sticky in Vanilla Dutches
F*ck it
Life's too fast to not go treat yourself
We get trashed, and sleep
The cycle just repeats itself
Good weed and health
Any issues, you can keep to self
We all about increasing wealth
Let me see the shelf...
I'm still sipping like I don't what my limit is
I need some limited edition then
I think it's cuz I'm
Too drunk, too drunk
It's because I'm
Too drunk, too drunk
And this bottle got a paper with the number
To a cab in it
I shouldn't touch this liquor cabinet...
There's no such thing as
Too drunk, too drunk
I know I won't be
Too drunk, too drunk