The Reservoirs - Saucermen Lyrics

I wasn't feeling right
I hadn't eaten much at all
When my friends arrived
I couldn't help but be involved

We watched an hour pass
Then we went to get some more
When I got up to leave
I toppled over on the floor

It was then I saw
Four men with heads like green balloons
They weren't half my size
They spoke in squeaks the little goons

They said we are the Saucermen
We have come to feast at your salad bars
Do not try to stop us
We are tired we have traveled very far

I said I'm not one to argue
There's a Soup Plantation down the street

It was then I saw
My body barreling through space
Slipped down a kaleidoscope
Flying down Foothill in the ran

I yelled what is your purpose
Surely you must have better things to do
Than travel light years
For warm salad and cold soup

They said our planet is old and dying
But yours is alive and new
What you lack in solidarity
You make up for in cheese potato soup

We are the Saucermen
We have come to feast at your salad bars
Do not try to stop us
We are tired we have traveled very far

I said get whatever you want boys
Tonight boys it's on me