The scene will treat you rough
Sure can be mean and tough
So you're not quite on the right track
We can help you with that
'Cause we're happy to share
And we believe in you
And since you didn't ask we'll just get it prepared
We know whats best for you
Experience Uptown Man
Take it serious Uptown Man
Is the master mind behind the next big Jam
Haven't played for a while but I do when I can
For the carpet dragging soul bagging cynic
For the exonerated overdressed obsessed critic
For the corporate elite non specific
We know whats best for you
We don't want you to do
If you don't want to do
We don't want you to be
If you don't want to be
No
Yeah
This is your big chance