No Shipping! Video (MV)

(Sez on the beat boy)
(Ain't got no f*cking time to ship when you can just get a girlfriend)
(No shipping in this household I rather be dead by an asshole)

Take your name for granted, take yourself as granted
You been taking time taking everything you loved and putting them together
The last time I saw something just as shitty as your ship
I rip that shit apart and tell you to stop shipping
Because there ain't no such thing as shipping in this household

Your fantasies make you wish all these things can happen,
But for your information there is nothing you can do to make it canon
I'm on a boat now, I'm on a ship
But one star room service I said "F*ck that shit",
I threw his ass off the ship just to save me a buck

Don't get used to things you love
They'll probably make you sick like a ProJared
Sending death threats on a Friday
"Oh my god you're a sick pedophile"
Can't say that I'm happy with the bitch but there's always another bitch
His name is a Cylinder (right)

Ain't got nothing else to say, got nothing to do
Just hang around all day waiting for shit to do
Just go on the internet searching for love
But the only love I can find is some characters loving each other
I need because I ship Mabel and Dipper

There ain't nothing wrong loving a sister and a brother
But the problem we have is that you want them to fall in love with eachother
Either you're on some Alabama type shit,
Or you just want to be raunchy as f*ck I see how it is you little freaky weirdo
It's funny to see how many times you posted that comic on the subreddit
Sure does make you look like a child predator
But don't take it from me, take it from them
All these other people f*cking animals on Twitter,
Now that shit is f*cking disgusting

Ain't got nothing else to say, got nothing to do
Just hang around all day waiting for shit to do
Just go on the internet searching for love
But the only love I can find is some characters loving each other
I need because I ship Mabel and Dipper

What's the more I can get
If you can at least ship Starco then that's fine by me
But you might as well turn out as a meme if you ship Marco and Eclipsa
You can never have too much shipping, you always need a ship
Not a boat you silly a big giant f*cking ship
F*ck it, have all these kind of ships, riding downtown going
A ship is a ship, and that's not okay,
And so that's why I'm disallowing any shipping in this household
No shipping

(Ain't got no f*cking time to ship when you can just get a girlfriend)
(No shipping in this household I rather be dead by an asshole)