I wanna be your robot
You turn me on each morning and every day
When I watch you do the robot
There are things I think that I'm not supposed to say
Program me to be the way you think I'm supposed to be
Put your hands inside pull out those things you cannot see
Through it all, you don't know who I am
It can't get worse now, can it Ultraman?
I wanna be your robot
I'm demanding yet outstanding, or so I'm told
From admission to submission, in the winter I am cool, but never cold
Boys and girls, they've seen the world destroyed by a little toy
Reach around behind me set this unit to deploy
My best friend was my builder but then he ran
It can't get worse now, can it Ultraman?
See them all at the side of the road
Thrown away through the rain and the cold
Pretty soon, we will rise again
Now that you can think for myself
Death, taxes, children and health
You're boring
I'm boring
We're all boring
Scary spy music
Who's making them sick
The KGB or the CIA, CISIS or the MI6
Scary spy music
Who's pulling those tricks
Are they putting us on while they're shaking hands?
Smiling at us from the White House lawn?
I wanna be your robot
You turn me on each morning and every day
When I watch you do the robot, there are things I think that I'm not supposed to say
We don't need no heroin spiked in to fight the pain
Keep these quick bright hands away from your AK 17
My best friend was my baby, but then she ran
It can't get worse now, can it Ultraman?