I know who's right
And I know who's wrong
I got a scorecard nine miles long
It's now my favorite game in the whole USA
Everyday is judgement day
Everyday is judgement day
I know who's good
And I know who's bad
I keep it all on my mental notepad
It's just the job I do while Jesus is away
Everyday is judgement day
Everyday is judgement day
I don't follow football
I don't follow baseball
They just can't keep me amused
Cause they can't hold a candle to some juicy scandal
Where I can look down on the accused
Who should I praise and who should I blame
I've got a very long list of names
It's just a way I keep my own demons at bay
Every day is judgement day
But when it comes to kindness
I have a little blindness
It's not important to me
Cause I have fear your
My moral superior
And that's something I don't wanna see
So kick off your shoes and turn on the news
Look down your nose at someone exactly like you
It's pure distraction but what can I say
Every day is judgement day
Every day is judgement day
Every day is judgement day