Ricky Gervais - I'm Number One Lyrics

I'm number one, you're number two
We're criminals at large but I'm at larger than you
I'm number one, you're number two
I believe in the quality as long as you get less than me

I'm one. you're one, you're number two, I'm number two
You may think that you're smarter, but I'm smarter than you
I'm number one, you're number two
You're lucky to be number two not number three

I can see by the look in your eye, you want to get a bigger piece of the pie
One day you'll get your chance, but in the mean time
You got to dance monkey dance

Really, I hate dancing

Do it! dance monkey dance, ha ha

I'm number two, he's number one
I can't believe I'm working for an amphibian
I'm number two, he's number one
I'm number one
You know life gone to the dogs when your boss is a frog
I can see it's just a matter of time before he gone
And I'm at the front of the line it won't be long until I get my chance
But in the mean time, I've got to dance monkey dance

Dance monkey dance now, watch me

I'm number one, he's number one, you're number two
I'm number two, I'll bet you kid, there you go, now step aside this segments through
I'm one, you're one, I'm number one
Yes, we know I'm
He's number one
That's how it's done