Umbrella Man
Please Make Me The Umbrella Man
Please Make Me The Umbrella Man
Please Make Me The Umbrella Man
Please Make Me The Umbrella Man
Little ole Me,
My Little Arms and My Feet
Often got woke out my Sleep
Cus I tossed and turned in my sheets
One in the Morning Mommy argued with a Beast
And he was So Mean
I know he Hated my Sister my mother and then hated me
Called her Bitches and whores
Threw her through the Door
Couldn't take it no more
And put us in the streets
So now mommy all phened out
Little House got evicted get it cleaned out
Grandmother told mommy take the Clean Route
9-5 South Bound
But revenge only thing I could dream bout
Shit would get Better for months and some weeks
She would keep smoking and I couldn't eat
Then She met a Man that she said was her Dream
He Loved her so Much that he knocked out her Teeth.
Please Make Me The Umbrella Man
Please Make Me The Umbrella Man
Please Make Me The Umbrella Man
Please Make Me The Umbrella Man
(Bring him as Fast as you Can)