RiderSlider - Debbie's & Don's Lyrics

Heres a little ditty
I wish that it were pretty
I promise that it's witty so sit right there
There's a house with endless coffee
Where no one will invite me
Don't go in the basement cuz there's graves down there
Oh it's Debbies, Debbies, Debbies and Dons
There's cool cars in the garage and Amish on the lawn
If you want her to move faster
Just tell her you have a scratcher
That will surely put a rocket right up her ass
If she hears that there's a yard sale
Be ready to high tail
To that exact location
She'll give you money for gas
Oh it's Debbies, Debbies, Debbies and Dons
There's cool cars in the garage and Amish on the lawn
They have Sophia and Adonis
And Sheldon Who they sure miss
Don got some Take fives gonna test his luck
He told Debbie there was a Free sign
Hoping she would make a B line
And get out of his hair
So he can go work on his truck (get gone)
Oh it's Debbies, Debbies, Debbies and Dons
There's cool cars in the garage and Amish on the lawn
If you want her to move faster
Just tell her you have a scratcher
That will surely put a rocket right up her ass
If she hears that there's a yard sale
Be ready to high tail
To that exact location
She'll give you money for gas
Oh it's Debbies, Debbies, Debbies and Dons
There's cool cars in the garage and Amish on the lawn
If you want her to move faster
Just tell her you have a scratcher
That will surely put a rocket right up her ass
If she hears that there's a yard sale
Be ready to high tail
To that exact location
She'll give you money for gas
Oh it's Debbies, Debbies, Debbies and Dons
There's a house with endless coffee
Where no one will invite me
Don't go in the basement
Because there's graves down there