Take f*cking a billion
A mentally deranged US dotard and a little rocket man
Asked all of their friends to arrange a picnic
With the rest of the Ku Klux Klan
Outside Pyongyang there was a huge explosion
As everyone became best friends
In the Pentagon there was a glad conclusion
As the bombs began their swift descent
A mentally deranged US dotard and a little rocket man
The old man and the south were marching on max thunder
And rocket man ran away
He said the big red button's sitting on my table
And it's time for judgement day
A mentally deranged US dotard and a little rocket man
The Democratic People's Republic of America
Brought the war to an end
The US of Korea's just a smoking crater
You can see it all on Fox and Friends
A mentally deranged US dotard and a little rocket man
Asked all of their friends to arrange a picnic
With the rest of the Ku Klux Klan