Rigger Morris - A Punk That Got Old Lyrics

My nose hairs they tickle
My bladder is fickle
I get up to pee six times a night
I used to be cool
Now my kids are in school
Little shits think that they're always right
I mow the lawn
In my New Balance runners
I yell at the teen who cuts through my yard
I can't handle spice
It hurts my tummy
Why is getting old so hard

I'm just a punk that got old
Where oh where has the time gone
My jokes are offensive, the kids get defensive
And I wonder where I went wrong

My bones they hurt
My plumbing squirts
That means just what you think
I'm tired and grumpy
My butt's gotten lumpy
My ear hairs clog up the sink
I hear words like rizz
Buss, cap and skibidi
On the videos making the round
I scratch my head
And say "golly gee jiminy"
Then grunt out some old man sounds

I'm just a punk that got old
Don't know where the time has gone
Now I play my guitar in an old run run down bar
Singin' this sad country song

I'm just a punk that got old
Where oh where has the time gone
My hearing's selective, my knees are defective
I wonder where I went wrong