I swept right in and picked you up when you were down and low on luck
And I gave you my bed as a soft place to land
I helped you move I got you off and I built that futon you're sleeping on
Cause you were never too good with your hands
And the truth has a way of getting out
So tell me babe who's the winner now
For your sake I hope you're sitting down for this
You were walking on your tiptoes
Compensating, but we all know
5'7 ain't 11 no matter how you stretch it
And you'll never be the bigger man
You were pinching every penny
And bitching on the daily
And I'm betting that you hate me telling your friends that I'm crazy
But really I don't give a damn
Cause nothing you can say will ever take away
That you'll never be the bigger man
Remember when your birthday came and I sang to you over candle and cake
And you closed your eyes and made a wish
Well tell me now who was that for me or maybe the girl up north
Either way it's a swing and a miss
But the truth has a way of getting out
So tell me babe who's the winner now
For your sake I hope you're sitting down for this
You were walking on your tiptoes
Compensating, but we all know
5'7 ain't 11 no matter how you stretch it
And you'll never be the bigger man
You were pinching every penny
And bitching on the daily
And I'm betting that you hate me telling your friends that I'm crazy
But really I don't give a damn
Cause nothing you can say will ever take away
That you'll never be the bigger man
Well jokes on you now that we're through
I'm besties with your besties too
Your girlfriend I told her the truth
And we're getting drinks this afternoon
I bet you wish you thought this through
But really there's no hope for you
Cause the truth has a way of getting out
So tell me babe who's the winner now
For your sake I hope you're sitting down for this
You were walking on your tiptoes
Compensating, but we all know
5'7 ain't 11 no matter how you stretch it
And you'll never be the bigger man
You were pinching every penny
And bitching on the daily
And I'm betting that you hate me telling your friends that I'm crazy
But really I don't give a damn
Cause nothing you can say will ever take away
That you'll never be the bigger man