RizLiz - Escape Room Lyrics

One day, while surfing online, I stumbled upon
One day, while surfing cruise
One day, while surfing online, I stumbled upon
Something called escape rooms
I got so excited, and that's where this story begins

I told my dad, "Hey, how about this
We get locked in a room, solve puzzles, and blitz"
But then he smirked and said to me,
"Pay me cash, I'll lock you up then math puzzles, guaranteed"

"No, Dad, no! That's not an escape room
If escape rooms are like that
Then SATs are escape rooms every teen's forced to do
What you're pitching, Dad, Is nothing but an enslave room"

A few days later, my friends came by
"What should we do? Swim? Board games? Or go outside?"
Then Dad walked in with a sly little grin
"Pay me cash, I'll lock you up then science puzzles begin"

"No, Dad, no! That's not an escape room
If escape rooms are like that
Then SATs are escape rooms every teen's forced to do
What you're pitching, Dad, Is nothing but an enslave room"

"Dad, escape rooms are about the thrill
Finding clues, hidden doors, solving mysteries for the chill
It's adventure, it's fun, it's meant to explore
Not science drills, ugh, we've had enough of that chore"

"Thanks, Dad, for the 'amazing' ideas
But I'll take over the fun from here, deal
Congrats, Dad.
You're officially fired From designing games
Stick to your own field