Rob Marenghi - Louise and Kelly Lyrics

Louise and Kelly you both really helped me
It's been a bad few years both for health and for feelings
Harpoons of my happiness swung in the harbour
Throat of a whale of a time cut by my father

And I have past the point in life
Where I feel I must have a wife
I wish you no strife

Felt full force of marriage and divorce
I've split my head open three times and lived with a corpse
But that's nothing next to this derealisation
Where you feel like you're living in a hallucination

And I have past the point in life
Where I feel I must have a wife
I wish you no strife

It's not so bad being occasionally lonely
And anyway to be honest I'm just constantly thinking if only
I could get better or if I could die
Preferably the first one but either is fine

And I have past the point in life
Where I feel I must have a wife
I wish you no strife