What a rabbit feels in the month of may
When he sees those rabbit girls jumpin' in the hay
When she does her thing it only makes him think
What I'm thinking everyday
I'm ready for you teaser, if you're ready or not
Take it out of the freezer and make it boiling hot
My baby is a teaser and she's all you wanna get
And they all wanna please her and more if let
Workingmen always stretch their working backs
When you pass by with those legs
When womens lib. only knew that there is you
They'd understand why men always think about sex
Cause my baby is a teaser, but that's alright
Cause I can please her almost every night
My baby is a teaser and I'm her biggest fan
She's my releaser, so I'm a happy man
She makes everyman do the extra mile
Cause she's got a beautiful body, brains and a perfect style
She's the woman in red, the best you can get
That it makes me nervous every once and a while
Cause my baby is a teaser, teases all day long
She's a lust increaser, just by walking along
My baby is a teaser, every one can see
And they all want to lease her, but she's all for me
If she goes to the Northpole, than that's not good for health
Things will be out of control, cause the ice will surely melt
And all the water will come down, the ocean level will rise
And the first country that will drown is Holland
And that ain't nice
So let's be wise, let's be clever, even if it's her only goal
She may never ever ever go to the Northpole