Get your mind out of the gutter, 'cause you know you could be better
A thousand dirty thoughts are flooding through your brain
The whips and chains and leather thongs, the way they make you feel
You like to watch their figures as they writhe around in pain
The screams and the moans mixing in your head
And we all know you're wasting your life away
You've got a one track mind, and it's a dirt track
You should be ashamed of yourself
You've got no-one, and no wonder
You'll always be left on the shelf
Watching this pornography, now every single day
Find out what life really is, not twisted fantasy
You troll the websites selling sex, that's how they reel you in
You think that's how all women are, but then, that's all you see
No-one is that way, it's all an act for you
Put away your magazines and DVD's
You've got a one track mind, and it's locked on
To the x-rated garbage you see
But life isn't like that in the real world
You can't always have what you see
Your twisted mind, it keeps confusing lust with love
But forget the online adult sites, that's not the way things are
You're suckered into thinking that that's what all women like
But if you can't tell real from fantasy, one day you'll go too far
You're sleazy and disgusting
Try living in the real world for a change
You've got a one track mind, and it's a dirt track
You should be ashamed of yourself
You've got no-one, it's no wonder
You'll always be left on the shelf
You've got a one track mind, and it's locked on
To the x-rated garbage you see
But life's not like that in the real world
You can't always have what you see