[Christopher Columbus]
[verse 1]
Christopher Columbus he liked to explore
discovered america wait that last parts a lie
because by the time that he had reached the shore
it had been found by quite a few other guys
but we still celebrate his brave trip
upon his three mighty ships
the nina the pinta and the santa maria
upon which he set sale telling europe see ya
[chorus]
Christoher Columbus the famous explorer
Christoher Columbus why did the world lie for ya
Christoher Columbus why'd you kill the natives i implore ya
Christoher Columbus now the world does not adore ya, they abhor ya
[verse 2]
Christopher Columbus thought that the world was round
but that was a fact that had already been found
he theorized the world was shaped like a pear
the shape of a woman's breast nipple laid bare
thought he was in India really in Carribbean
called all the native people he found there Indians
He killed and he pillaged ran off with their gold
can you believe we celebrate the life of a man so cold
[chorus]
Christoher Columbus the famous explorer
Christoher Columbus why did the world lie for ya
Christoher Columbus why'd you kill the natives i implore ya
Christoher Columbus now the world does not adore ya, they abhor ya
[closing]
Christopher Columbus he liked to explore
discovered america wait that last parts a lie
because by the time that he had reached the shore
it had been found by quite a few other guys
but we still celebrate his brave trip
upon his three mighty ships
the nina the pinta and the santa maria
upon which he set sale telling europe see ya
LATER!!!
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]