[F*ck the Funk 'N Waffles]
[intro]
On our way to the Juggalo show whoop whoop whoop whoop
cause we're down with the clown and we're gonna go whoop whoop whoop whoop
I'm diggin this dark carnival flow whoop whoop whoop whoop
Now shout it out if you're a Juggalo
You see we're down to see the clown
and if I don't get in well you know I'm gonna frown
Yeah we're down to see the clown
Please my ninjas oh please don't let me down
I got into the show made it to the third act
but then things got really really whack
[chorus]
F*ck the Funk N Waffle
I say F*ck em and let's cut em
cause that place is f*cking awful
and their security well they can suck em
[verse 1]
They kicked me out for no good reason
when a warning would have been enough to suffice
and threy continued with their teasin
though they pretended at times to be nice
[chorus]
F*ck the Funk N Waffle
I say F*ck em and let's cut em
cause that place is f*cking awful
and their security well they can suck em
[verse 2]
I climbed up higher so I could see
but security seemed to have a problem with me
they kicked me out set me loose and cut me free
when they could have given a warning and just let me be
[chorus]
F*ck the Funk N Waffle
I say F*ck em and let's cut em
cause that place is f*cking awful
and their security well they can suck em
[verse 3]
it seems that oompa loompa f*cker had a stick up his ass
an uptight dickhead jerkface with face like an ass
a napoleon bonehead who bullies the weak
should have given that bastard a punch to his beak
[chorus]
F*ck the Funk N Waffle
I say F*ck em and let's cut em
cause that place is f*cking awful
and their security well they can suck em
F*ck the Funk N Waffle
I say F*ck em and let's cut em
cause that place is f*cking awful
and their security well they can suck em
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]