[Freight Train]
[Verse 1]
Rode the freight train from hollywood to Lake Whales
hopping off just as the train begins moving on the rails
find a place called the egg house and towards it I set my sails
on the way bury five critters who moved too much like snails
[bridge 1]
There were two snakes a turkey a raccoon and something I couldn't tell
They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell
There were two snakes a turkey a raccoon and something I couldn't tell
They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell
[verse 2]
I continue down the road to find traffic piled up ahead
So you know how I do when things like this ensue I bust out my guitar and i begin to shred
[bridge 2]
Soon I find out what's caused the blocking
A train sets the gate a blocking
no need to let time keep on tick tocking
I cross the tracks while I'm still rocking
You better believe it
[verse 3]
Next I find two pretty scooter ladies who would like to hear a song
so I play them a little diddy until the traffic begins to move along
[bridge 1]
There were two snakes a turkey a raccoon and something I couldn't tell
They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell
There were two snakes a turkey a raccoon and something I couldn't tell
They were broken in three pieces but at least thank god it didn't smell
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]