[Dirty Smelly Pile of Garbage]
[chorus]
I'm a dirty smelly pile of garbage and that's ok cause that is me
not locked inside these bars of hygiene I feel much more free
I don't need your soaps and shampoos I prefer to stay dirty
cause all that time you waste on washing could be spent more productively
[verse 1]
I see all these people always washing off their germs
more like washing off the means by which you body's defenses learn
cause your body needs it's buddies like the earth it needs it's worm
and all this ceaseless sanitizing should be a siren for concern
[chorus]
I'm a dirty smelly pile of garbage and that's ok cause that is me
not locked inside these bars of hygiene I feel much more free
I don't need your soaps and shampoos I prefer to stay dirty
cause all that time you waste on washing could be spent more productively
[verse 2]
taking a shower everyday to me is such a hassle
I remember all the frustration when that regiment I'd wrassle
before for bed or when I wake but what if I'm to sleep too late
and all the dermal problems that the cleansers would create
[bridge]
I smell worse than a shoe that's been pissed on and farted through
well ya know what I do when I smell like poo
I change my clothes and nobody knows
been told I smell like a rose that's just how the story goes
it seems that the smell on my clothes it grows
and I hope to show this proof to all my bros
[chorus]
I'm a dirty smelly pile of garbage and that's ok cause that is me
not locked inside these bars of hygiene I feel much more free
I don't need your soaps and shampoos I prefer to stay dirty
cause all that time you waste on washing could be spent more productively
[verse 3]
Think of all the money that I save on my shampoo
no need for creams or soaps or miracle goos
lather rinse repeat that scam I won't fall to
as I continue down this path that's been traveled by few
[chorus]
I'm a dirty smelly pile of garbage and that's ok cause that is me
not locked inside these bars of hygiene I feel much more free
I don't need your soaps and shampoos I prefer to stay dirty
cause all that time you waste on washing could be spent more productively
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]
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[Dirty Smelly Pile of Garbage]
[chorus]
I'm a dirty smelly pile of garbage and that's ok cause that is me
not locked inside these bars of hygiene I feel much more free
I don't need your soaps and shampoos I prefer to stay dirty
cause all that time you waste on washing could be spent more productively
[verse 1]
I see all these people always washing off their germs
more like washing off the means by which you body's defenses learn
cause your body needs it's buddies like the earth it needs it's worm
and all this ceaseless sanitizing should be a siren for concern
[chorus]
I'm a dirty smelly pile of garbage and that's ok cause that is me
not locked inside these bars of hygiene I feel much more free
I don't need your soaps and shampoos I prefer to stay dirty
cause all that time you waste on washing could be spent more productively
[verse 2]
taking a shower everyday to me is such a hassle
I remember all the frustration when that regiment I'd wrassle
before for bed or when I wake but what if I'm to sleep too late
and all the dermal problems that the cleansers would create
[bridge]
I smell worse than a shoe that's been pissed on and farted through
well ya know what I do when I smell like poo
I change my clothes and nobody knows
been told I smell like a rose that's just how the story goes
it seems that the smell on my clothes it grows
and I hope to show this proof to all my bros
[chorus]
I'm a dirty smelly pile of garbage and that's ok cause that is me
not locked inside these bars of hygiene I feel much more free
I don't need your soaps and shampoos I prefer to stay dirty
cause all that time you waste on washing could be spent more productively
[verse 3]
Think of all the money that I save on my shampoo
no need for creams or soaps or miracle goos
lather rinse repeat that scam I won't fall to
as I continue down this path that's been traveled by few
[chorus]
I'm a dirty smelly pile of garbage and that's ok cause that is me
not locked inside these bars of hygiene I feel much more free
I don't need your soaps and shampoos I prefer to stay dirty
cause all that time you waste on washing could be spent more productively
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]
[chorus]
I'm a dirty smelly pile of garbage and that's ok cause that is me
not locked inside these bars of hygiene I feel much more free
I don't need your soaps and shampoos I prefer to stay dirty
cause all that time you waste on washing could be spent more productively
[verse 1]
I see all these people always washing off their germs
more like washing off the means by which you body's defenses learn
cause your body needs it's buddies like the earth it needs it's worm
and all this ceaseless sanitizing should be a siren for concern
[chorus]
I'm a dirty smelly pile of garbage and that's ok cause that is me
not locked inside these bars of hygiene I feel much more free
I don't need your soaps and shampoos I prefer to stay dirty
cause all that time you waste on washing could be spent more productively
[verse 2]
taking a shower everyday to me is such a hassle
I remember all the frustration when that regiment I'd wrassle
before for bed or when I wake but what if I'm to sleep too late
and all the dermal problems that the cleansers would create
[bridge]
I smell worse than a shoe that's been pissed on and farted through
well ya know what I do when I smell like poo
I change my clothes and nobody knows
been told I smell like a rose that's just how the story goes
it seems that the smell on my clothes it grows
and I hope to show this proof to all my bros
[chorus]
I'm a dirty smelly pile of garbage and that's ok cause that is me
not locked inside these bars of hygiene I feel much more free
I don't need your soaps and shampoos I prefer to stay dirty
cause all that time you waste on washing could be spent more productively
[verse 3]
Think of all the money that I save on my shampoo
no need for creams or soaps or miracle goos
lather rinse repeat that scam I won't fall to
as I continue down this path that's been traveled by few
[chorus]
I'm a dirty smelly pile of garbage and that's ok cause that is me
not locked inside these bars of hygiene I feel much more free
I don't need your soaps and shampoos I prefer to stay dirty
cause all that time you waste on washing could be spent more productively
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]