Robb Frost the Hobo Rockstar - Kill the Pants Lyrics

[Kill the Pants]

[verse 1]
I was at the store the other day
trying to buy myself some clothes
when I had this sudden urge to
Kill the pants

nothing seemed to fit me right
and when it did it was quite the frightfulest sight
alright I might
Kill the pants

[chorus]
They were all bigger than me
highlighter stained hole in the knee
nothing worth buying not that I can see
whole thing designed just to keep you crazy

Yeah yeah yeah...

[verse 2]
so I went ahead and left that store
but i just still could not ignore
the drive deep down inside to
kill the pants

i couldn't get it outta my head
not even that night when I was lying asleep in bed
I WANT EM DEAD!!!
I said let's kill the pants

[chorus]
They were all bigger than me
highlighter stained hole in the knee
nothing worth buying not that I can see
whole thing designed just to keep you crazy

Yeah yeah yeah...

[verse 3]
so i found myself at that store the very next day
my feet they just seemed to lead me that way
then I went cray
I say lets kill the pant

I go ahead and i CHOKE OUT THE NEAREST pair
then I give another a tear
no trouser spared
let's kill the pants

[chorus]
They were all bigger than me
highlighter stained hole in the knee
nothing worth buying not that I can see
whole thing designed just to keep you crazy

Yeah yeah yeah...

[coda]
We'll set em on fire
We'll rip em to shreds
we'll shoot holes in em
anything just to kill the pant

[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]