Mobil Mart Manic King Video (MV)

Verse 1
At the mobil Mart on US 1 in Dania
there is this little douchey man who must suffer from mania
I asked him for his bathroom key
but my food stamp card wasn't good enough you see
so I gave him my interim ID
Yet he still denied me

Bridge
Luckily some passerby took pity on my plight
He handed the man his ID to my sphincter's delight
god bless you sir I said to him as he walks out of sight
I can't believe that guy at that Mobil Mart was so dag-nab-ly trite

Chorus
At the mobil mart
At the mobil mart
That guy was such a fart
At the mobil mart In Dania
At the mobil mart
At the mobil mart
That guy was such a fart
At the mobil mart In Dania

Verse 2
At the mobil Mart on US 1 in Dania
there is this little douchey man who must suffer from mania
I went outside to eat my food and strum on this six string
Saying howdy to all the good people who enjoy hearing me sing
then out he came a marching, that mobil mart manic king
he said you cannot sit here even though you broke your thing

Bridge
the thing of which I'm talking bout is my bicycle cart
I said come on man I'm broken down, won't you please have a heart
But he didn't care at all, that fuddy duddy fart
even though I was buying stuff all day from his mobil mart

Chorus
At the mobil mart
At the mobil mart
That guy was such a fart
At the mobil mart In Dania
At the mobil mart
At the mobil mart
That guy was such a fart
At the mobil mart In Dania

Verse 3
At the mobil Mart on US 1 in Dania
there is this little douchey man who must suffer from mania
I went back there to play this song and show him how I felt
I played it for many hours in a heat that would make most melt
I played so long that I lost weight and had to tighten my belt
and I returned to play it again and again each time that card I was dealt

Bridge
the man he yelled at me and told me to get out
but that only strengthened my resolve and louder i did shout
the cops then showed up, he called them that's no doubt
but they said just don't block the sidewalk when i told them what I was about

Chorus
At the mobil mart
At the mobil mart
That guy was such a fart
At the mobil mart In Dania
At the mobil mart
At the mobil mart
That guy was such a fart
At the mobil mart In Dania
At the mobil mart
At the mobil mart
At the mobil mart
That guy was such a fart
Where At
I'll tell you where my friend
In Dania
In Dania
Castle Insan-i-a

[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]