[Officer Dickhead]
[part 1]
Brought in for an empty bag
what a drag what's the gag
or are you just on the rag
Officer Dickhead you're super cool
you're the ghoul who fills the pool
naught but society's tool
[part 2]
Officer Dickhead hunting us down in the night
Nothing better to do than ruin innocent lives
Officer Dickhead why have you chosen this fight
There's more serious crimes and murderous people with knives
[chorus]
Maybe it's cause...
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
You're a tax collector trying to tax me for just living my life
You don't what happens to me nor about my pain, struggle, and strife
You laugh and you jest sir but you are the real f*cking joke
Now watch this clown dance as he disappears in a puff of smoke
Cause... you're... a...
Dickhead Officer Dickhead
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
You're a Dickhead Officer Dickhead
[part 3-same as part 1]
You're a dick
You make me sick
Oh yeah and you're a total prick
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]