Took a shit about an hour ago and now my ass is getting swampy
head on to the bathroom to give myself a little wipey
whatcha know about those second wipes
just give yourself a swipe
to avoid those shitty stripes
you know the type
now it's time to hype
those second wipes
just swipe your pipe
and avoid those shitty stripes
now when you're taking a shit some of it dries and sticks to the hair in your crack
and it lingers there until later so that it may make it's attack
it waits until you're sweaty makes you itch and scratch your ass
and that is all it takes to turn your underwear to trash
When I was younger I always used to get these skid marks in my pants
but now i've learned this little trick and it makes me wanna dance
a short while after you poo and your ass is getting sweaty
give it a wipe or maybe two and then you're done and ready
Second wipes the only way to keep skidmarks out of your life
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]
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Took a shit about an hour ago and now my ass is getting swampy
head on to the bathroom to give myself a little wipey
whatcha know about those second wipes
just give yourself a swipe
to avoid those shitty stripes
you know the type
now it's time to hype
those second wipes
just swipe your pipe
and avoid those shitty stripes
now when you're taking a shit some of it dries and sticks to the hair in your crack
and it lingers there until later so that it may make it's attack
it waits until you're sweaty makes you itch and scratch your ass
and that is all it takes to turn your underwear to trash
When I was younger I always used to get these skid marks in my pants
but now i've learned this little trick and it makes me wanna dance
a short while after you poo and your ass is getting sweaty
give it a wipe or maybe two and then you're done and ready
Second wipes the only way to keep skidmarks out of your life
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]
head on to the bathroom to give myself a little wipey
whatcha know about those second wipes
just give yourself a swipe
to avoid those shitty stripes
you know the type
now it's time to hype
those second wipes
just swipe your pipe
and avoid those shitty stripes
now when you're taking a shit some of it dries and sticks to the hair in your crack
and it lingers there until later so that it may make it's attack
it waits until you're sweaty makes you itch and scratch your ass
and that is all it takes to turn your underwear to trash
When I was younger I always used to get these skid marks in my pants
but now i've learned this little trick and it makes me wanna dance
a short while after you poo and your ass is getting sweaty
give it a wipe or maybe two and then you're done and ready
Second wipes the only way to keep skidmarks out of your life
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]