[Stingy]
[verse 1]
You say I'm stingy with weed but i get less than I give
Barely have enough so I may comfortably live
It's my medication you just want to get high
personally I'm just trying to survive and get by
[chorus]
I smoke an eighth in two weeks smoking 6 times a day
just like the quotes on the med bottle say
If you had your way you'd smoke my week in a day
If you wanna smoke that much then why don't you pay
[verse 2]
When we first met I told you I was poor utterly destitute
Well if you think I'm rich Daddy Weedbucks sir you must be confused
You think that you deserve to smoke more weed than use
Well I don't call that friendship I call that abuse
[chorus]
I smoke an eighth in two weeks smoking 6 times a day
just like the quotes on the med bottle say
If you had your way you'd smoke my week in a day
If you wanna smoke that much then why don't you pay
[verse 3]
I thought you were helping me because you had a kind heart
Now I see you just enslave the youth another selfish fart
Sorry sir but I just cannot be your pot genie
Now its time for me to disappear just like houdini
[Thanks to frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]