[verse 1]
He's A Butt Pirate
He'll drug you and rape you then pillage your soul
A Fascist Tyrant
Better do what he says or your heads gonna roll
deceiving and irate
always lying and pissed when he's not in control
now repeat my chant
WHAT A F*CKING ASSHOLE!!!
[chant 1]
WHAT A F*CKING ASSHOLE!!!
WHAT A F*CKING ASSHOLE!!!
WHAT A F*CKING
WHAT A F*CKING
WHAT A F*CKING ASSHOLE!!!
[Chorus]
Well F*ck you Keoni
I'd much rather be lonely
Than deal with anymore of your shit
You're a whiny Baby
for reals no maybes
you need a professional to help out with your hissy fits
Yeah f*ck you keoni
for this hell that you have shown me
Big Man because you bitch and hit
you're just full of balogna
so bitchy and moany
a con and a phony
but at least you can say that you've blown me
keoni
you're a defective piece of shit
who's an infective piece of shit
defective piece of
infective piece of
defective and infective piece of shit
[verse 2]
He's a sabotager
always setting up problems to blame someone else
an ungrateful lodger
the old man he lives with I hear him constantly bother
he's a circle talker
always repeating himself nothing new to utter
and just like Roger (you better watch out)
if ya ever get near this mother
[chant 2]
don't you ever go near this mother
no no never go near this mother
cause
HE'S A F*CKING ASSHOLE!!!
[chant 1]
WHAT A F*CKING ASSHOLE!!!
WHAT A F*CKING ASSHOLE!!!
WHAT A F*CKING
WHAT A F*CKING
WHAT A F*CKING ASSHOLE!!!
[chorus]
Well F*ck you Keoni
I'd much rather be lonely
Than deal with anymore of your shit
You're a whiny Baby
for reals no maybes
you need a professional to help out with your hissy fits
Yeah f*ck you keoni
for this hell that you have shown me
Big Man because you bitch and hit
you're just full of balogna
so bitchy and moany
a con and a phony
but at least you can say that you've blown me
keoni
you're a defective piece of shit
who's an infective piece of shit
defective piece of
infective piece of
defective and infective piece of shit
[bridge]
I started keeping a clawed hammer next to me on the bed
so if he ever hits me again I can grab it and bash him right in the head
I'll crush his colossal cranium and as the world around me turns red
I'll keep on beating him till he's dead
[chorus]
Well F*ck you Keoni
I'd much rather be lonely
Than deal with anymore of your shit
You're a whiny Baby
for reals no maybes
you need a professional to help out with your hissy fits
Yeah f*ck you keoni
for this hell that you have shown me
Big Man because you bitch and hit
you're just full of balogna
so bitchy and moany
a con and a phony
but at least you can say that you've blown me
keoni
you're a defective piece of shit
who's an infective piece of shit
defective piece of
infective piece of
defective and infective piece of shit
[ending]
What a f*cking asshole
[Thanks to Frostythesnowman1111 for adding these lyrics]