There's never been a better time to be a good for nothing bum
Sit around all day never getting nothing done
Terror killed our social life
Now we're all alone just killing our time
There's never been a better day to be useless
Ah
I feel useless
Ah
I feel useless
My dog is on the floor still she ain't moved in a week
Lying around doing nothing but staring at me
I said look here dog, I sympathize
Nothing's going on here in anyone's lives
There's nothing for us to do
Cause we're useless
Ah
I feel useless
Ah
I feel useless
Earth just stopped spinning
Because it's useless
Earth just stopped spinning
Because it's useless
It's been a couple days since I think I even saw the sun
It's a ghost town, no one's around, not me, not one
I've been waiting for this thing to go
To get me up and to fuel my soul
Cause I got nothing to do
Cause I'm useless
Ah
I feel useless
Ah
I feel useless
Ah
I feel useless
I'm useless