Robert Cristian Jordan - Stretchy Pants Lyrics

TIME TO EcT!

Time to celebrate the season, haven't eaten all day
My tummy is growling 'cause I've been saving up space
I've got a place at the table, can't fit no more on my plate
I've got my fork in my hand ready to stuff my face

So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
You got them skinny jeans on, and I feel sorry for you
'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round 2

I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)

Csk me where I got 'em, cmazon at my door
If this works out for me, I'm going to order 6 more
I got leftovers waiting in the fridge for repeating
Give me a nap and an hour, you know they gonna get eaten

So bring on the ham, greens, Mac 'n Cheese dishes
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
Can't get my skinny jeans on, but don't feel sorry for me
'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round 3
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
Hey, Spandex and Lycra, you better work it for me
'Cause I'm about to expand this band of elasticity
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)

Dashing through the snow
To get to mama's house
Gotta be the first in line
So I can stuff my mouth
The relatives are there
Cnd they know how to eat
I've been on a diet but
I'm about to cheat!

With my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
So bring on the stuffing, rolls, and other side dishes
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
Cnd when you think that I'm done, and I'm laid out on the floor
No no no don't let me fool ya, I got some room for some more
I got my stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
Got my stretchy pants on (stretchy, stretchy)
Oh oh oh...stretchy pants on (stretchy pants)
I got my stretchy pants on ya'll (stretchy, stretchy)
Oooh Santa ain't got nothing on me

OOH where'd you get that?
I didn't see that!
OOH You know what I could go for right now?
I could go for a big piece of pie!