Robert Johnson Howard - Sucks to Get Old Lyrics

I'm wracking my brain, can't remember a damn thing
Don't want to know what tomorrow may bring
Don't like to travel, I'm afraid I'll get lost
It's the price that I pay, this opportunity cost

I forgot what I was said but it was deep I am sure
This CRS is creeping, more than I can endure
Now I got a good reason for popping some pills
Cause my mind's making promises that my body can't fill

I thought I'd do the dishes but I got an excuse
I pulled a muscle in my back while I was tying my shoes
I like to think I'm hip but my age is clearly showing
I like to rock in my rocker but I can't get it going

I got to make a change in my life maybe
Doctor says that just the way it is baby
My middle age blues is about to unfold
Got to get myself together cause it sucks to get old

Last night I had a party but it's all just a fog
They say it wasn't loud enough to wake up the dog
And now I'm drinking Maalox like it's a thirst quencher
I'm Poppin Rolaids from my Pez dispenser

At a bar I met a lady don't you know she knocked me out
Can't tell you a thing about her. So what's that all about?
I can't find her number. Got no one else to blame
Can't call information. I don't remember her name

I got to make a change in my life maybe
Doctor says that just the way it is baby
My middle age blues is about to unfold
Got to get myself together cause it sucks to get old

When I get up in the morning I like to drink a cold beer
But I need a cup of coffee to gets my motor in gear
I'm half as good today as I was I am sure
But I would be a better man if they would just find a cure

I got to make a change in my life maybe
Doctor says that just the way it is baby
My middle age blues is about to unfold
Got to get myself together cause it sucks to get old

My doctor says to me you better do what you're told
I got the middle age blues, it sucks to get old
My doctor says to me you better do what you're told
I got the middle age blues, it sucks to get old
My doctor says to me you better do what you're told
I got the middle age blues, it sucks to get old