On the seventeenth they found me dead
A hole in my pillow and bullet through my head
My eyes still open in a look of dread
Crimson stains all upon my bed
On the sixteenth I met her man
A vicious little bugger by the name of Stan
He reddened as he shook my handHey big man I've got it planned
On the fifteenth I made love to her
Pretty little blue-eyed blonde-haired girl
Chiseled cheeks and a button nose
Pretty little hands and sexy little toes
On the fourteenth she saidRescue me
We'll run away so we'll be free
From my bitter little jealous man
That vicious little bugger by the name of Stan
The thirteenth was my lucky day
I saw her smile and look my way
Little did I know how I'd have to pay
But if I knew what I know I'd do it anyway
Anything to make love to her
Pretty little blue-eyed blonde-haired girl
Chiseled cheeks and a button nose
Pretty little hands and sexy little toes