Robert Swipe - Ballerina in the Stars Lyrics

Tina Tina Tina Tina Davis broke my heart#
I kissed the dandruff on her scalp
And waited for the waterworks to start
Mrs Thatcher stole our milk away
But I'd rather be a tranny than a tory anyday
Tina Tina Tina Tina Davis hold my hand
You're the only girl in class
Who seems to understand
The Yom Kippor war began today
But I'd rather be a bancrupt than a banker anyday

Oh Tina
Haven't you seen her?
The boy who tried to steal your heart away
Tina
She's a ballerina in the stars
And she'd like to know if you can come and play
Won't you come and play?

Tina Tina Tina Tina Davis walk with me
You're the only girl in class I
Fancy secretly
Mrs Thatcher's war is on the way
But I'd rather be a pervert than a politician - anyday

Oh Tina
Haven't you seen her?
The boy who tried to steal your heart away
Tina
She's a ballerina in the stars
And she'd like to know if you can come and play
Won't you come and play?
Won't you come and play?
Won't you come and play?
Won't you come and play?