Robert Swipe - Biba Boy Lyrics

England sags
Nylons snag
The lights have all gone out
Chelsea girls
With care home curls
Move along there's nothing here to see
I'm gonna make you all so proud of me
I'll be the first lady by twenty twenty

I'll be a Biba boy
Mother's pride and joy
I'll be a Biba boy
Minister's executive toy

Brittan drags
We're all out of fags
Fug yeah Edward Vigiletti
Wait at the lights
Scrape your pennies together for a new pair of tights
And a tin of spaghetti
I'm gonna make you all so proud of me
You'll see

I'll be a Biba boy
Mother's pride and joy
I'll be a Biba boy
Minister's executive toy

I'll be a Biba boy
Some day I'll be a star
I'll be a Biba boy
Strangled in a government car