I was an open cut
I was a Ritchie Rut
I swallowed butane in the park
I was a stab in the back
I was Christ on crack
I'll lead my tribe out of the dark
I get a funny feeling in my brain
I take you out to ease the pain
With my 1 second of fame
And Brian is my name
My spunk was green
Just like the average teen
And you were my heart's desire
I beat the notional guard
With my credit card
Then turned on the gumby choir
It'd take more than a good man to stop me
I will make my own history
Everyone will bow their heads in shame
Cos Brian is my name
How shall we live Brian?