We'll hide our earrings
Make up in the loo
Sneak out in platforms on Fridays
She'll do it for a lipgloss
With the young Turks of Hounslow West
She'll do it for a lipgloss
Cos the West is the best
We'll speak another language
So our folks won't understand
Under the steely skies of England
And we'll beat the white boys
At five a side
And my heart will fill with pride when they say
"Who do you think you are - Charlie George?"
And I'll lie down on my back
When I score
She'll hide her love bites
With a black headscarf
Shave our legs just for a laugh
Yeah, he'll do it for a lipgloss
With the young Turks of Hounslow West
She'll do it for a lipgloss
Cos the West is the best
The West is the best
The West is the best
The West is the best