You're pretty hot for a freak
Such a weird physique
You're a horny little geek
Such a sexy little beak
You're a cute little gnome
They fubbed your chromosomes
You've got the perfect genome
But nobody's home
I'm a freak, I'm a freak
And my tail is so unique
I'm freak, I'm a freak
Let me peck you on the cheek
You're pretty hot for a freak
You've got designer baby chic
You keep it up for a week
It's such a shame you can't speak
I'm a freak, I'm a freak
And my tale is so unique
I'm a freak, I'm a freak
Let me peck you on the cheek
Freak - ah!
Freak - ah!
Freak - ah!