Bye Bye Performed by Nigel Cuff Video (MV)

Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur
I'm a paid up, lifelong Luddite that's for sure
If you gave me a blackberry
I'd cover it with UHT
Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur

Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur
Snailmail is a thing I just adore
If you gave me a Mac or Kindle
My concentration would quickly dwindle
Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur

And if there's any nerds out there
Who want my soul to save
I've got wireless in my house
Its tuned into medium wave

Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur
I'm traditional right to my very core
My only mouse is behind the skirting
Its not RSI that gets me hurting
Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur

And if you want to know my thoughts on Amazon
A tall and dusky maiden
And she hasn't any clothes on

Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur
If you mention Skype, I'll show you the door
But i do know of a great flashdrive
Its a nudist beach off Highway 5
Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur

If you want to ask me how I rate my favourite server
10 for looks, she brings me tea
But I plainly don't deserve her
Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur
Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur

Analog is right for me
Back to mono, let it be
Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur
Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur
Proud to be an I.T. dinosaur