Well Tiger, there's no one else to blame
That's why this always ends the same
You said something you know that you can't defend
And it might be too late to make amends
Tiger, you done the wrong thing again
Must be nice to always think you're right
Tiger so sincerely burning bright
With light that keeps you in captivity
To your own insensitivity
Tiger, it's your one proclivity
Tiger creeps one forward, then two back
Tiger sends a bouquet of cromulent crap
And Tiger thinks he's special 'cause he's tough
But tigers ain't the kind you love enough
Tiger is no diamond in the rough
Tiger hoist by his petard
Defensively rephrasing some canard
Mired in the quicksand gonna sink
Hopes to save himself with a nod and wink
Oh but Tiger, it won't turn out how you think
Tiger, are you really so thin-skinned?
Open your mouth and put your paw right in
By trying to be great, your excellence abends
And Tiger, don't be jealous of your friends
Oh Tiger, you done the wrong thing again
You done the wrong thing again
You done the wrong thing again