A bite of toast and a glance at the morning news
Adjusts his tie parallel to the crease in his suit
Checks his phone for his first port of call for the day
Winks in the mirror
Then he'll be on his way
He drives a Bentley with thousands of miles on the clock
It's balding tyres means when it rains it don't stop
Business meetings are held in the Dog and Duck
His words your contract
So you'll be out of luck
All his swagger and charm
Never did him no harm
He's confident in life that he can make it
Feeds you any line so he can get you to sign
What he don't know he'll always try to fake it
His face is known to all of the boys in blue
Spent some time at her majesty's pleasure that's true
Could get your wife that desired expensive gift
But just be wary
It will be counterfeit
All his swagger and charm
Never did him no harm
He's confident in life that he can make it
Feeds you any line so he can get you to sign
What he don't know he'll always try to fake it
Running round In your town
Dodgy deals will go down
Will take your money thinks it's funny
But takes pride in the crown
From his heart down to the core of his sole
He knows he's got a lot to learn
All his swagger and charm
Never did him no harm
He's confident in life that he can make it
Feeds you any line so he can get you to sign
What he don't know he'll always try to fake it
All his swagger and charm
Never did him no harm
What he don't know he'll always try to fake it