Well I grew up on a small farm in Tennessee
And let me tell you this, it ain't that easy to find a girl
That wants the country life
Those dating apps just ain't for me
So I work these fields alone this farmin' way of mine
It ain't no fantasy
But then one night when I was drinking alone
And the wifi strength was strong on my phone, I stumbled onto something
That made me write this song
Some 2D art that I ain't never seen
Good lord all mighty tell me this ain't a dream
Blue hair, fair skin, in a maid uniform
Beach wear, tsundere, all you'd ever need and more
We're talking anime girls
From the rice fields of Japan, to my country heart, you see
I found a little comfort in a 2D anime tiddy
Well Jesus is still the one that I'm into
But why can't I also love Hatsune Miku
There must be room for both
And at Sunday church they were making a fuss
Cause I had brought my body pillow succubus
That I got from Amazon
I still work the fields in my John Deere Tractor
But she can be quite the distractor when she wanna be
And I want her to be - hah
Some 2D art that I ain't never seen
Good lord all mighty tell me this ain't a dream
Blue hair, fair skin, in a maid uniform
Beach wear, tsundere, all you'd ever need and more
We're talking anime girls
From the rice fields of Japan, to my country heart, you see
I found a little comfort in a 2D anime tiddy
Blue hair, fair skin, in a maid uniform
Beach wear, tsundere, all you'd ever need and more
We're talking anime girls
We're talking anime girls
Oh mercy me
We're talking anime girls