Ah-ah
There's a bear in my boat
And I can't just jump out
I've got to stay afloat
There's a bear in my boat, oh
When I set sail he was just a cub
But this problem ain't so cute now that it grew up
First thing I did, I tried to hide'im
I gave him clothes and said, "There
You're no longer bare"
But he don't get what I am doin'
So who am I really foolin'?
There's a bear in my boat
And I can't just jump out
I've got to stay afloat
There's a bear in my boat, oh
Dodge and weavin' through the rapids
Wet floor slippin', there's no stoppin'
Hyper breathin', feelin' trapped-in
Next time I won't let this happen
Could it be? The beast fell I sleep
Sweet mother-rest, holy-relief
The water froze still and the vessel grew feet
I reached out to fly and realized it's a dream
Woke up to bear hugs, deep, bloody claw marks
I made my hands two fists and started takin' shots
Yeah I feel better when I fight for
My happy-sailing-time survival, oh, ho-oh
Ah, ah, ho
Now I've made it down to the final round
I admit I was quick to call that the last one
But maybe I should thank my rival
Because our battle keeps my signs vita-al