Remember when the playground was our Netflix binge?
We were wild and free, now we're stuck in digital cringe
Old folks are lonely, waiting for a text before they sleep
While we're glued to our screens, our social lives are chea
The birth rates are dropping, like it's a new trend
Oh well, guess we'll be talking to our phones again
Kids today don't play outside
Too busy with TikTok and their viral pride
Rock-a-bye baby, on a TikTok spree
Born with a phone, time for a selfie
When the wind blows, Japan will rock
Selling more adult nappies than kids on the block
When the cradle's empty and the birth rates stall
Down will come baby, with no one left at all
Swipe left, swipe right, trying real hard
To be more useful than a blockbuster card
Loneliness is trending, it's the latest meme
'Cause no one's talking face-to-face, just tapping on the screen
Remember when we'd meet up at the local park?
Now we're stuck on our phones, all alone in the dark
Aging's a joke, and it's getting old
While we're updating profiles, the rest of our lives unfold
Rock-a-bye baby, on a TikTok spree
Born with a phone, time for a selfie
When the wind blows, Japan will rock
Selling more adult nappies than kids on the block
When the cradle's empty and the birth rates stall
Down will come baby, with no one left at all
In this digital rush, we forget to pause
Lost in the shorts, while the elite pass new laws
Streaming our lives, but missing the plot
Got more followers than friends, like it or not
Put down your phone, go visit your gran
She's waiting, reach out while you can
Grandpa's got stories and wisdom to share
But he's sat alone in his favorite chair
Step out of the screen, into the light
Make real memories, hold them tight
Make more babies, grow the family tree
Let's bring back the joy, of what life used to be
Rock-a-bye baby, on a TikTok spree
Born with a phone, time for a selfie
When the wind blows, Japan will rock
Selling more adult nappies than kids on the block
When the cradle's empty and the birth rates stall
Down will come baby, with no one left at all
In this digital rush, we forget to pause
Lost in the shorts, while the elite pass new laws
Streaming our lives, but missing the plot
Got more followers than friends
Like it or not.